Eleven players, one shared brain cell, and a discography longer than our win streak. We rush B, we drop albums, we never save on an eco.
Meet the eleven
Tap a player for their stats, links and food order.
Last game together
Career highlights
Our logos
Both are official Whoopty Esports logos. They look best on dark backgrounds.


Roster
Click any player for their full Leetify breakdown, links, and food order.
Academy
The Whoopty Academy roster: grinding Premier and pushing for a main-roster spot.
Leaderboard
Click a column to sort. Highlighted numbers lead the team. Clutching and Opening are Leetify ratings; reaction time is better when lower.
Head to head
Where we win
Win rate per map in Premier games where two or more of us queued together. The dashed line is 50%.
Results
COMINGSOON
Jerseys, hoodies and mousepads are in the works. Follow us on X to catch the drop first.
Financial report
Where every Whoopty dollar lives, broken down by holding.
Discography
Server Killers is the new Whoopty Clan album: 12 tracks, out now.